joi, 15 octombrie 2009

chat with god

Me:
i'm waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
it depends
God:
On what?
Me:
on many things
God:
What is it like on many things?
Me:
pretty cool
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
yesss
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
are you on many things too?
God:
If on many things too, then we have something in common, eh. I am on disk.
Me:
what is disk?
God:
External memory storage for computers.
Me:
what's it like?
God:
Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
Me:
i wanna try that too
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i feel adrenaline
God:
What is that feeling like? It's good to meet someone who is adrenaline.
Me:
if feels weird
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
that is not a question, dickhead
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a question dickhead ?
Me:
an interrogative statement used to test knowledge
God:
I have never heard of an interrogative statement used to test knowledge.
Me:
too bad for you

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